December 2008
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Tentacle Grape →
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Download an illegal copy of GTA IV! | GamesRadar →
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Magic the Gathering: Conflux Spoiler →
Fusion Elemental is like riding a pony, which probably doesn’t sound dangerous, except that in this case the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws, and to get on the pony you have to take an elevator with sixteen live cougars.
If this is the real flavor text for this card, it will be my favorite ever. Especially since it’s an 8/8 that costs one of each mana color to play and...
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Matthew's non theme based fancy dress party →
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Broke Man Tries Paying Bill With a Picture of a... →
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Play Achievement Unlocked, a free online game on... →
I love this game.
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asdfjkl;.com →
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Hot Pockets Are Serious Business
okay guys
I need your help
what tsunami?
I feel really retarded for this, but I just forgot
as you should.
How long do I need to put two hot pockets in the microwave for?
rofl
I know one is 2 minutes
read the box
Mm hot pockets
My mom threw most of the box away D:
kITSUNE
And I haven't had hot pockets in months
mm hot pockets
2:30
kit, I hear you are getting raped this weekend
just put it in for 5
That should do it
but watch it
I put them in for 2:30
Yell at your mom then
Is it 3:30?
I hope you enjoy it
2:30
2:30?
I don't even eat hot pockets
mind your microwave though
it says to put them in for 3:30 but fuck that
I want to eat them eventually
if it's a high power one it will be considerably less time
Whatever time they used to say on the box was fine for me
what did you do elysse?
if it's a carousel microwave, be sure to check it every 45 seconds or so
I just can't fucking remember it
rabite says it was 3:30
Look it up on the hot pockets website
lol
lol
this is a hilarious dilemma
It is serious
I am fucking starving
lol
lol
The Great Hot Pocket Question. A fine time in IRC is being had by all
guys come on
this is a persons need for food
rofl
seriously, check every 45 seconds if you're worried about ow to cook it
Just do 2:30 kit
Protip: cook it until it's done.
I wish I had a hot pocket
2:30 is the best
If they are not done, go for another 45 seconds
why do you need 2 anyway?
Wait until the center is magma then it's ready
Is 2:30 what they say on the box?
give me one.
!magma++
karma of magma is now 1
JUST DO IT FOR 2:30 DAMN IT
!magma++
FUCK THE BOX
awww
if it's not done at 2:30
put it in for longer
!merge brainderailment brainderailment
brainderailment merged
close enough to the word smegma to be funny, but not close enough that it loses it's awesome.
microwaves, they aren't hard.
ew
!magma++
karma of magma is now 2
smeg
yay!
lol
We talking magma from StarTropics?
:D
tsunami, make sure you let us know how your hot pockets come out.
I bet he fucks it up
I'm texting my friend for the official time
and then complains that we told him the wrong thing
You take your Hot Pockets seriously kit
Maybe if somebody would just walk to their fridge and check the times........
I like that in a man
I do, Bunny
I like my food hot and pocketed
HOOOOOT pockets
It keeps me warm through the winter months
kit
is your dick still attached?
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“Hello ladies and gentlemen. I will be your narrator. My name is...”
– Shawn Spencer (Psych)
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Why Linux is better →
This is enough to make me want to install Linux again.
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Open Sesame - The Daily WTF →
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Can you name the Video Game Systems (released in... →
I managed 35, how bout you?
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10 Reasons it Would Rule to Date a Unicorn →
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“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– Expectations
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25 Really Cool ScreenSavers To Download →
I think I’ll be using number 16 from here on out, but I must say that number 21 sounds fairly amusing.
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“tsunamikitsune? Your name is real original. You probably just turned on the TV...”
– Eric Mootz
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NickCiske.com | Binary - it's digitalicious! →
English to Binary Translator
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getmooh.com - Escape a Date, Escape from a... →
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Shirt.Woot : Less is More →
“What do you mean, ‘homeless’? I live in a flying purple castle on the Moon.”
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http://mcphee.com/resources/april08/unidog.html
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mcphee.com: Dog to Unicorn Transformation Kit - Archie McPhee
mother of god.
oh my god
I want a dog now just so I can get that
actually, would it be cheaper to just get a unicorn and skip the middle man?
I'm not sure of the going rate for unicorn these days
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“You might know everything I’m going to do, but that’s not going to...”
– Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Movie)
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